|Song: Thrift Shop 8bit|
|Artist: Macklemore/Anton Elmvik|
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The Aperture Science Lab is just full of assholes.
I’m sorry I called you ‘dude’ I didn’t know you were a pansexual gender fluid non-binary moca frappuccino with dual acting hydraulic cylinder and leather grip swiss army knife
who identifies as female
Best example showing the ridiculousness of it all.
when i was 14, i proposed to this girl in my class and she said yes but our parents said we were too young to get married so we tried to do it in secret and one of my friends found this shady guy to marry us but then the girl broke up with me when she transferred schools and we never got the marriage annulled but i don’t even know if it was official in the first place so long story short, i think i might be married.
Jack, a two year old genetically modified freak of nature who didn’t have any kind of positive parental role model, managed to raise five little girls who’d gone through hell until they all became accomplished women…. and Booker couldn’t handle one baby.
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